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"Please stop trying to blow me up."

Now, we all know that over 4 seasons, both Starsky and Hutch were on the receiving end of many bumps and bruises. There were lots of brawls, explosions and car crashes. Hell, Hutch got the plague AND botulism! Not many people can live to tell how nauseating that can be. Hutch definitely got the short end of the stick when it came to pain. He was blown up no less than nine times! He was also knocked out, stabbed, drugged, shot, cut and broken more times than Starsky uttered the word "Terrific"! His hands alone, sustained a series of unfortunate cuts, slashes and burns. With Starsky, it was his feet. Lots of leg and foot injuries for the "S" man. Yes, Starsky did have to recover from numerous bullet wounds but always seemed to have to endure more mundane disturbances like toothaches, colds, imaginary pricked thumbs and stomped toes.

So, here is a detailed list of every scrape, punch and drug-induced stumble. A blow-by-blow of all the blows. How DID they survive?

BUT FIRST. Here is a quick summary of the more serious stuff.

 

PAIN-AT-A-GLANCE
GUN SHOT STARSKY: 3 (total of 5 bullet wounds - the "S" man wins in this department. He was also shot two more times but they were just for show – fakes for set-ups).
HUTCH: 2 (But, the first time didn't count due to bullet-proof vest).
STABBED STARSKY: 0
HUTCH: 2 (By crazy girlfriend Diana and by a hitman in the underground parking)
BLOWN UP STARSKY: 5 (Always in harmony with his pal)
HUTCH: 9 (He is not always hurt, but geez... enough is enough already!).
KNOCKED OUT STARSKY: 2
HUTCH: 5

POISONED/
DRUGGED

STARSKY: 2 (In the episodes "Coffin for Starsky" and "The Avenger".)
HUTCH: 2 (In the episodes "The Fix" and "Murder Ward".)

ILLNESS STARSKY: Just colds and the ever popular alcohol induced spew.
HUTCH: 2 (The Plague and Botulism - Sheesh!).
FIST FIGHTS AND BEING SHOT AT? LOTS!
BROKEN BONES STARSKY: 0
HUTCH: 1 (He broke his leg in the episode "Survival". Hutch faked a broken arm in the episode "Partners". Scamp!)

 


SEASON 1
Pilot Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Savage Sunday Starsky and Hutch go unscathed. But, it is not to last.
Texas Longhorn Starsky and Hutch have a fight with a wrestler in Fat Rolly's place.
Death Ride The boys mainly go unscathed, except for Hutch being thrown around the back of a van that Starsky is driving.
Snowstorm The guys fight with fellow police officers at a fishing lodge.
The Fix Hutch is kidnapped and forcefully addicted to heroin. (I hate it when that happens.) Took a few punches too, not to mention a broken heart.
Death Notice Starsky and Hutch have minor scuffle with Jim-Lee, Ginger's football boyfriend.
Pariah S&H go unscathed, although Starsky experiences extreme anxiety after killing a teenaged robber.
Kill Huggy Bear S&H fight burly, health club bodyguards. 
The Bait S&H fight Connie the pimp and his thugs in the parking lot of "The Pits". And, yet another fight at the pool of Danner's mansion. 
Lady Blue Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Captain Dobey Your Dead Starsky and Hutch go unscathed. Wow, two episodes in a row!
Terror On The Docks Hutch takes a slap in the face. Took it well too. S&H fight dock workers and end up in the drink. Starsky gets a cold. Both are assaulted with wedding cake.
The Deadly Imposter Hutch bangs his head on the bottom of a pay phone as he's coming out of a crouch. Hutch is knocked out cold by John Colby then fights with John Colby. Starsky has a garbage can dropped on his foot (Starsky foot injury #1). Huggy gets the snot kicked out of him too.
Shootout Starsky takes two bullets. A crease to the temple and one in the back. Double ouch!
The Hostages Minor fight with kidnappers.
Losing Streak Starsky has a toothache then looses a tooth in a fight but it's not the rotten one. Hutch takes yet another slap in the face from Vic Rankin's wife.
Silence Starsky whacks his head on a theatre door.
Omaha Tiger Hutch has minor set-to in the ring with the Omaha Tiger himself. And the duo are locked in an air-tight room where an explosion occurs. (Explosion #1). No injuries ensue.
Jojo Starsky gets tossed across the room by a spooked artist. Starsky jumps out of Hutch's car before he comes to a stop and takes a nasty fall (Starsky foot injury #2). Holy raspberry!
Running It's Starsky that gets a slap in the face this time.
Coffin For Starsky Starsky is injected with a poison that will kill him in 48hrs. Well, that's no fun.
Bounty Hunter  Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.

 

 

SEASON 2
Las Vegas Strangler I Fight in a casino. Fight in motel pool.
Las Vegas Strangler II Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Little Girl Lost Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Murder At Sea I Starsky and Hutch have a fight with Oxy the cop on the ship.
Murder at Sea II Starsky gets pistol-whipped. Nice. Hutch gets a wicked sunburn. Yet another explosion and 3 diverted explosions. (Explosion #2)
Gillian Starsky takes a punch from his partner and is the victim of yet another broken heart :(
Bust Amboy Hutch stung by a bee. Didn't float like a butterfly though. Fight with Itchy. Hutch stabbed in the hand when Starsky passes him a dart (Hutch hand injury #1). Starsky takes a left cross from Amboy's limo driver in the funeral home.
The Vampire Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Specialist Starsky and Hutch go unscathed. Just shot at. But that happens ALL the time.
Tap Dancing Their Way Back Into Your Hearts Starsky and Hutch go unscathed. But there was a nice little demolition derby on the docks.
Vendetta Hutch nearly had his hand blown off when his car trunk is boobie trapped. That REALLY smarts! (Hutch hand injury #2) (Explosion #3)
Nightmare Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Iron Mike Starsky takes a punch from Johnny Lonigan.
Bloodbath Starsky is kidnapped and worked over by followers of murderer Simon Marcus. He is also burned when a torch is stuck in his face. Super OUCH! Hutch is blown up... again (Explosion #4). Fight with Marcus worshipers.
The Psychic Hutch shot but unhurt apart from the cuts sustained from going through a plate glass door.
The Set-Up I Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Set-Up II Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Survival Hutch is knocked out in a fight with Vic Humphreys. Then he cuts his finger when chopping celery (Hutch hand injury #3). Then his car is pushed off the road and down into a canyon where he is pinned for a few days. He sustains a broken leg. Bad day for the "H" man.
Starsky's Lady Starsky and Hutch go unscathed, but Starsky experiences intense heartache when his girlfriend Terry is killed by Starsky's nemesis, George Prudholm.
Huggy Bear and the Turkey Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Committee Hutch takes an elbow to the abdomen and a left cross in the chops from his buddy Starsk.
The Velvet Jungle Starsky accidentally gets knocked into a dumpster by the lovely Laura Stevens. He also gets quite a tanning from immigration under cover agent Paco Ortega. Then he sprains his ankle when jumping from a staircase (Starsky foot injury #3). Bad day for the "S" man.
Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road Hutch goes for a nice ride atop the Torino instead of in the passenger seat.
Murder on Stage 17 Starsky and Hutch fight movie stuntmen. Starsky has a chair broken across his back when he "stands in" for the lead actor.
Starsky And Hutch Are Guilty Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.



SEASON 3
Murder Voodoo Island I The boys get sprinkled with Voo Doo dust (yep, you read it correctly), and go into convulsions. They end up washed up on some deserted beach.
Murder Voodoo Island II Starsky attacks Hutch after being cursed by the Voo Doo doctor. The pair have their own mini "Rumble in the Jungle" and end up flying off a cliff into the ocean. Hutch has a lit cigarette tossed in his lap.
Fatal Charm Hutch cuts his hand open while trying to scale a fence (Hutch hand injury #4). Then his crazy girl friend pulls a "Norman Bates", and stabs Hutch in the shower.
I Love you Rosey Malone Yet another broken heart for Starsky.
Murder Ward Starsky is turned into a human pin cushion when he is sedated 3 times via injection. Hutch is poisoned and experiences a wee bit of disorientation.
Death in a Different Place Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Crying Child Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Heroes Hutch falls off the porch of Starsky's "fixer-upper" house.
The Plague I Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Plague II Oh boy... Hutch gets the plague. All those vitamins ain't doin' him any good.
The Collector Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Manchild On The Streets Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Action Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Heavyweight Just a few fisticuffs.
A Body Worth Guarding A minor tussle with protesters outside the theatre.
The Trap Starsky gets shot in the lower leg (Starsky foot injury #4).
Satan's Witches Starsky gives his head a good whack on the fireplace mantel. He also hurts his hand on the jaw of a Satanist and is terrorized by a rattlesnake, but all-in-all goes unscathed.
Class In Crime Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Hutchinson
For Murder One
Hutch is knocked out cold.
Foxy Lady Starsky kicks a garbage can and hurts his toe (Starsky foot injury #5). Hutch is knocked out cold... again.
Partners A high-speed chase comes to an abrupt end when Starsky double clutches the Torino into the side of a truck, crashes though a shed and into a construction site. Starsky sustains cuts and bruises but Hutch doesn't get off that easy. Does he ever? Hutch's list of injuries are: sprained neck, broken arm (Hutch hand injury #5), concussion, cuts, bruises and of course the ever popular amnesia.
Quadramania Starsky takes a nasty clonk on the head from the one-armed actor, Lionel Fitzgerald and is left somewhat disoriented as he tries to escape down an alley.
Deckwatch Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.

 

 

SEASON 4
Discomania Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Game Oh boy... Hutch gets botulism. Damn that can of room temperature, clam chowder. Stick to butterfly bones, Hutch. He also gets a nice shove down a staircase and gets a bloody lip.
Blindfold Starsky and Hutch go unscathed except more anguish for Starsky when he accidentally shoots an innocent victim and blinds her. Guilt, guilt, guilt.
Photo Finish Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Moonshine Starsky hurts his foot when Hutch drives his motorcycle into the bootlegger's still and it falls on him (Starsky foot injury #6). Oh, and there was the little issue of too much moonshine causing Starsky to loose his cookies. Yee Haw!
Strange Justice Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
The Avenger Starsky's tea is spiked with poison by the lovely Monique a.k.a. Harry. Starsky is also stung by a bee.
Dandruff Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Black and Blue Hutch is shot in the left shoulder.
The Groupie Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Cover Girl Hutch is blown up again. Twice this time. The first from a car bomb and the second in Kate's bathroom. (Explosion #5 and 6)
Starsky's Brother Both Starsky and Hutch are shaken by a bomb as they ascend an outdoor staircase on a building across from the Velvet Slide night club. (Explosion #7)
Golden Angel Starsky slammed to the canvas by wrestler Hammerlock Grange.
Ballad For A Blue Lady Hutch is beaten up in the back alley of the Blues club.
Birds of a Feather Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
90Lbs Of Trouble Starsky hurts his foot trying to kick in a door. (Starsky foot injury #7).
Huggy Can't Go Home Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Targets Without A Badge I Hutch's car is blown sky high with him just feet from it. He ends up cheek down on the pavement. Poor Hutch. (Explosion #8)
Targets Without A Badge II Starsky and Hutch go unscathed.
Targets Without A Badge III Just a few punches thrown in the steam room of the Marborough Health Club.
Starsky vs Hutch Fight between S&H. A few weak blows but otherwise unhurt besides their egos. Hutch burns his hand on a coffee pot. (Hutch hand injury #6). Oh yes... one last explosion in the dance club for old time's sake. (Explosion #9)
Sweet Revenge Starsky takes 3 bullets in the back. Well, that can't be good. Hutch gets slashed on the hand in underground parking lot (Hutch hand injury #7). Those hands sure took a beating.
 

Da Little
Tings

Ouch!
That Hurts!

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Lovers & Informants

Food!
Glorious Food

Clothes
Horses

What's In
A Name

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